Things I Want for my Birthday: 1. Unicorn Porn 2. Dick 3. More Dick. 4. Anal Beads (Extra Large) 5. A Mari-Cat 6. The Vengeance 7. A Real Friend 8. Mari’s Strap-on 9. Sunshine, Lollypops, & Gun Control 10. Bizarro Reece! 11. Ressl X 2 12. Dolphins 13. “The Game” 14. A Year Supply of Trojans 15. 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall 16. To be Super Neat!! 17. A Bobsled 18. A Sloppy Hug from Chase 238. A Crop Duster